I created a new word, and it has yet to be seen on Urban Dictionary. It’s “guy-tivities” and it means: the activities that guys love to do. This includes: videogames, drinking beer, watching sports, playing sports, talking about sports, talking about watching or playing sports, hunting, sleeping, grilling, hiking, and canoeing. These “guy-tivities” are of course not exclusive just to males, and aren’t true of every guy.
I found this Huntsman Swiss Army Knife and knew it would be perfect for a number of “guy-tivities”. It has two blades (large and small), a can opener, a screwdriver, wood saw, scissors, toothpick, tweezers and a key ring!